EXCLUSIVE G20 BLACK BLOC PARTY SETS BNE ON FIRE

The event we had all spent years waiting for was finally on. The #G20 security ring of steel had been erected.

South Brisbane was in serious LOCK DOWN… the media said the barricades were intimidating, South Bank a fortress.

All year the media talked about a black bloc party in Brisbane so Megsie Lemon Grass and I went in search of it and to check the security arrangements.

Things started off well…. this dumpster looked like it was ready for the black bloc party…

Yep we could have some fun with all this rumble…

We walked down towards the Convention Centre and found this sticker which seemed to be advertising the (black) bloc party.After this we saw 100s of the one time… the thin blue line looked rather plump as I asked them if they knew about the (black) bloc party but they just wanted to go and sit in the shade.

Still that many police are a sure sign that a (black) bloc party is going to happen.

Megsie tried to climb the barricades but fell down…

I got to the other side but it was really boring… The ring of steal was no match for Megsie though as she kicked down a barricade to let me through

This sign could be kicked over as part of the (black) bloc party… but there’s no one around to see it fall so does it really fall at all?

These drivers/security asked us to let them know if we found the party…

These would certainly start the party…

All the police we asked about the (black) bloc party thought it sounded fun and wanted to come along…. it would be til they turned up so I tipped over this dumpster to make our own barricade..

This security guard was not in the mood for a party so Megsie dealt with him true ninja style…..

All the police I ask about the (black) bloc party think it sounds good luckily Megsie found a loose projectile to throw at them when they came to ruin our fun.

Someone’s planned ahead … this will be great for powering the sound system…

‘We’re looking for the G20 (black) bloc party, do you know about it? ‘ ‘Huh… no… black bloc… party .. no… er… der…. geetwenny … why don’t we have Segways?’

Maybe Lowkey is coming to the party…

Who left this here? We heard Obama was coming so we blocked the street with it…

Better get this shield ready for the party…

Finally we found someone else preparing for the (black) bloc party… Megsie gets ready to make (molotov) cocktails…

Quiet before the storm…

Fight for your right to party…. I mean party for your right to fight…

The po po are wearing fluros to get in the party mood….

We displayed the true colors of Brisbane

This happy party goer missed the memo about prohibited items but somehow managed to avoid detection…

We gave an anarchist a cigarette and a Molotov cocktail and really got the party started

We warned the police to be careful where they parked their cars in this heat

Tony is pretty angry about the mess we made and randomly mentioned something about the budget and $7 co payments

Angela Merkel thanked us for rioting because it made her feel right at home…

Putin offered to arm us… can someone explain what these are? And if we need them?

Dragunov SVD, BM-27 Uragan, VPK-3927 Volk, S-400 missile system, A-100 AWACS, 6B43 Body Armor, MP-443 Grach, KSVK, ABCE, V0dKa 100P, OSV-96, VIT-B12, RPK-74, VLaD2000, GM-94

And Obama was just really sad about how much C02 we would have released into the atmosphere because it’s going to put a huge dint in his target to reduce greenhouse emissions.

We reminded him about his zero emissions fighter jet and he calmed down realising how much it was going to help save the planet…

You may not hear about this on the news but it really happened. Brisbane isn’t that boring after all…

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